Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug. Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Stole trade secretsmug. "you stoled my candy😔"
by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023
Get the stoledmug. A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.
“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James
“What?” - Luke
“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James
“What?” - Luke
“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James
by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024
Get the Someone stole my wordsmug. 
by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024
Get the i stole ur breadmug. 