Spunk Cracker

A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.

I played spunk cracker last night and Joey had to eat the cracker again.

by Jonesey314 August 23, 2011

Spunk Target

Defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner

"Hey dude, check that Spunk Target out! I'd love to give her the hot man fat in her ass!"

"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"

by Derk Diglers November 7, 2011

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.

That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

spunkbrush

used to clean the baby gravy out from those hard to reach places between the keys on your keyboard.

"whos stolen my toothbrush?! he better not be using it as another spunkbrush.."

by kezzz December 30, 2007

spunk loader

Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.

"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"

by Copper_head December 31, 2007