spiffy

An all purpose cleaner invented by Dr. Nick Rivera.

Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as ``Buck Henderson, Union Buster'' and ``Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory''

Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)

Troy: One of our best writers.

Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.

Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.

Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)

Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''

by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008

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A website for Horse lovers everywhere. A game often hated on by 16-year-old assholes.

I like hating on SpiffyHorse because I'm a 16-year-old who is so naive that they think 20-year-olds living with their parents isn't the norm.

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spiffy

toattly awsomerific...neat...nifty...wicked cool......hott....also spiffay..which is ULTRA awsomerific....ultra neat..etc
wow this is such a super SPIFFY word i think everyone should use it...

- hey annie..i got these new jeans..do u like them!
- Yea there super SPIFFAY..

by Meggy September 28, 2006

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