Shitbag

Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.

1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!

by C'sTits August 28, 2008

shitbaggage

the child of a shitbag, usually the result of shitbaggery. Shitbaggage will, in time, become a full-fledged shitbag.

"Bob is such a juvenile delinquent."
"What do you expect? He's shitbaggage. His mom and dad both did prison time."

by tankson February 8, 2012

Slutbag

A bag with a slut inside.
A burlap sack filled with sluts.
Every girl at Talladega college.

My brother has sex multiple times a week with slutbags.

by TCTia_Trumpet February 27, 2015

shitbag

Someone whom will not perform an act due to fear of failure or rejection.

He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.

by UrbanDickwad June 19, 2016

Shitbag

A person that is a piece of shit, a shit head, and a douchebag.

He is such a shitbag.

She is 30 years old, doesn't have a job, mooches off of everyone, no one likes her and she is going nowhere in life; She's a shitbag.

by P. Valley March 1, 2018

Slutbag

A girl that licks alot of ball bags, so therefore she is a slutbag.

Bethany - “ wow erin is such a slutbag.”
Taelan - “ she is, isnt she.”

by Tsnazzy30 October 1, 2018

Shitbag broke

Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.

I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.

by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019