slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.

That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.

by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022