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Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 25, 2023
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slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
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The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm
Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right
by Auzziegie February 16, 2021
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause
Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram
by Jojomojo December 7, 2023
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slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022
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Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.
Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.
by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017
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