After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 25, 2023

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm
by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.
Stoner #2: *shows thing*
Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.
Stoner #2: *shows thing*
Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.
by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017
