Siamese Saddle

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass

I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014

A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

saddle popper

400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket

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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.

"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."

by thehippoz September 23, 2009

paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

by chopmiester September 23, 2006

Dick Swaddler

(Noun) One who's penis is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.

Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.

Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.

by NikDubz November 6, 2010