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Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
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something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
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skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.
I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!
by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007
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Skeeter

An idiot, moron, fool, retard, stupid, fat anything unrespectable
by Your average skeeter October 8, 2020
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Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.
“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”
by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018
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Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!
Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby
by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023
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A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!
by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018
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