singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.

Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!

by Spencer P. August 10, 2004

qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.

Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!

by Keev23eev April 5, 2011

singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly

"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"

by MangMang December 30, 2017

Yuan Sing

A duck.

Quack quack.

Stop doing a Yuan Sing face. It’s pretty irritating.

by LittleScumKid January 23, 2019

Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

Song-sing

(verb). Song-sing: (a) To be at the pinnacle of one's career.
(b) To achieve excellence in a field or fields of pursuit.

She just won a nobel prize in economics - she's really song-singing right now.

by Mankiw November 3, 2010

Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.

“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note”

by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017