Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Sweet Sinner

A girl who is extremely sweet and smart. She is also extremely hot and knows how to use her looks. Remember. Temptation can be counted as a sin.

A: Oh look at Allyson. She got me again.

B: Yea she's such a sexy Sweet Sinner.
A: You got it!

by Braxination December 23, 2012

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners

Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."

Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"

Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."

Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."

by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011

co-signer

A person with good credit who signs a loan application along with you, so you can get the loan. If you fuck up, their credit gets fucked up, and you will feel the co-signer's wrath.

My deadbeat brother asked me to be a co-signer for a loan so he could buy a new Lexus...I told him to suck my balls.

by my name?? October 30, 2005

co-signer

Somone who is always on a certain persons side. Always agrees with specified person. Laughs at stupid jokes person says just so they won't get made fun of by person.

Leroy (to Artez): Man you look like a sexy moose

James(cosigner):HaHaHa man you to funny Leroy, you need your own show

Artez (to James):Man James you a co-signer man always laughing at Leroy lame jokes

by fasfdaf October 20, 2005

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010