Shammer

An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.

E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage

by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

shrammed

getting vigorously fucked in tom clancy rainbow six siege

aw shit bruh i just got shrammed.

by crabbybobus June 13, 2024

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006