Brick Shithouse

Large muscular lean adult male who appears menacing but is scared to fight

Don't be intimidated by his size he is a brick shithouse

by ibwaheemi August 15, 2022

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.

After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.

by papawpeepants April 18, 2014

Shithouse Ministries

The organization responsible for distributing religious tracts in bathroom stalls around the world, with such titles as "What If You Died Today?", "Are You Saved?", etc...

Shithouse Ministries left me a pamphlet to read while I was taking a dump this morning.

by Student of the World January 7, 2021

stewie SHITHOUSE

A Stewie SHITHOUSE is a guy from Rhyl that loves moody gear. He has loads of pretend jobs but is a wind turbine painter.

That idiot looks like a Stewie SHITHOUSE

by Owens wan kenobi September 5, 2024

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023