share bear

A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.

they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.

Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...

Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless

Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit

Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?

Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot

Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear

by stephie-poos November 17, 2009

share the load!

Share the load is a phrase Samwise Gamgee would tell Frodo Baggins when the Ring became to much of a burden to carry, also something a person yells when having a three-way

1. Dude you have to much homework you need to Share the load
2. Come on! Don't let this bitch have all of it, Share the load!

by HitlerDidn'tDoAnythingWrong! July 20, 2018

Shared Moment

Clearity between two or more individuals who find themselves in a choatic environment.

John and Jane enjoyed a shared moment when they performed a dual bungie jump off the bridge.

by Topher340 January 11, 2012

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009

share spree

When some friend on social system (usually unaware of the annoying effect) posts multiple shares in a short burst.

Quite common on Facebook.

John Someone just had a Share Spree again!

I had to turn off "Get Notifications" from him.

by Luiger March 06, 2017

cum share

when person 1 cums in person 2's mouth and kisses while transferring the cum over into person 1 or 3's mouth

person 1 : what's a cum share
person 2 : that's some nasty shit right there

by redgyall October 17, 2018

360 Share

A p2p file sharing program by Gnutella.

360 Share is a program you can use to download music...woot!!! and it's free!! hehehe

well i think it's free...hmm....

by Pretty Colorz November 11, 2006