Scratching your knee

Euphemism relating to masturbation. Generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.

Did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?

by Fray3k May 14, 2014

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

Screeching Banshee

To wail, cry, howl, or scream like a wild animal or an actual banshee derive from the Gaelic folklore.

Stop all that wailing! Sounding like a dang screeching banshee.

Man that dog sounds just like a screeching banshee.

by tr0219 August 14, 2009

Screeching Eagle

When a woman kneels before 3 guys, gives on head and pulls the other two, looking like a screeching eagle

Dude, your mum looks like a screeching eagle!

Thanks Dad

by bowlen000 June 17, 2012

Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.

Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009