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GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.
Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....
by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019
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Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
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Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 9, 2022
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Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.
The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?
by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023
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Wy du sailent letrs egzist

When you want to Google: "Why do silent letters exist", but you are either dyslexic, or you just wanna spell it out and not add silent letters, just for fun.
Hmm I wonder what would happen if I typed this... "Wy du sailent letrs egzist" It autocorrected it! Maybe I'm not the only one.
by Alexwitdadefinits April 8, 2024
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