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Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
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Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack
by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016
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Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.
The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!
by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007
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Pipe Swinging Niggas

A group of wild Hood Niggas that do the DIRTY WORK. They are hardcore and don't give a fuck about how they get the Job Done.
These are the type of Niggas that come after people with GUNS, HOUSE HOLD TOOLS, and a BLOW TORCH.
Dis' punk as bitch mothafucka fucked me over on my money so i sent some PIPE SWINGING NIGGAS like Face, Hearse, Stump, and Snake his way to take care of him fo' me.
by Artie Mables March 18, 2009
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Fuck me swinging

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.
Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"
by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006
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ain't swinging off that side of the plate

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.
by Slyer123 October 9, 2009
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dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz December 15, 2007
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