National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

Suck Dick Day

The true day of appreciation overtaking june 23rd

I can't believe its Suck Dick Day already

by swankodanko June 23, 2021