to sig

v. to add a statement to your signature, usually used on web forums.

Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.

You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT

Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"

by Irisdaisy April 25, 2009

sig

that person who doesn't smoke weed but smokes weed

omg girl your such a sig

by clahahahahaha November 20, 2021

Sig Nu

A fraternity famous for its self-conscious members and bashfully Homo erotic tendencies.

“Hey, I just got dropped, from Alpha Chi for being too much of a pathetic cuck”
“Don’t worry you can just rush sig nu”

by Pastor Fail Gatesman March 26, 2024

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

Philapines Sig Sauer m1911

a Philapines Sig Sauer is a single shot or full auto only with 3d printed mag loading arm and extractor and a special disconnected trigger leaving the pistol as a fully automatic centerfire .25acp cal or .22wcm with up to a nine inch 150 shot magazine if you line the barrel with aluminium. made of plastic primarily but contains metal to conform to law. none nuclear unless you line the barrel for sustained fire.

$6.99

you can compare the Philapines Sig Sauer m1911 to capones baby machine gun if you add a nuclear barrel. currently slamfire single shot disposable ghost sabot. need a 3d printer to complete it. my beloved project backup weapon. i always wanted to gunsmith.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

sig

GOD.

just siggin' up jit !

by rikashi tate August 12, 2023

SIG

A silent internal giggle (SIG) is a rare derivative of LOL. You may be able to catch it if you wake up before daybreak and sprinkle fish feed at the top of the nearest mountain above 4000 feet. Then, and only then, may you be able to summon the power to become one of the few users of the term, if one of the following situations occur:

- when you can't muster the effort to actually LOL
- when you can't muster the effort to pretend even one more time that something is worthy of an LOL
- when you need to disguise the fact that you're watching hedgehog videos during work hours
- when a friend messages you something funny about someone who is in the same room as you

... then you would opt to SIG rather than LOL.

Of note, your dad does not need to go to the mountain top to use this term. He only needs to pretend that he's back in his sorority days for multiple uses of the term to spontaneously occur.

Less than 42 people have ever understood this term.

Mitra: Did you hear that Scott is still going to the Kidz Bop concert because he bought advance tickets ten years ago?
Josh: sigz classic sunk costz

Piyush: "Yo, did you see that video where the hedgehog eats a birthday cake?"
Josh: "Yupppp, im still siggling"

Karina: "Eeks I just laughed out loud at a pun during an all-staff meeting and realized I wasn't on mute!"
Josh: "Dude, get siggy with it."

by pseudocertainty October 16, 2018