by GlizzyKing March 20, 2022
he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more
sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
by i am dream u r gumball December 27, 2023
by Abf107 September 20, 2018
The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out
James Waud
James Waud
by BatleyElite June 12, 2011
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by NokBerry December 20, 2016