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Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025
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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.
Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!

Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!
by Cmen14 December 30, 2022
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.
Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!
by Mannerman May 20, 2022
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Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.
Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow
by Themildones December 15, 2021
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Romanians named Tudor

Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.
Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.
by urmomifyed September 14, 2022
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Romanian Plug Snatcher

A person, typically of Romanian descent, who roams the streets in search of anyone using or in possession of a butt plug, so that they may steal it and add it to their collection.
Bro: Bro, my butt plug got stolen by the Romanian Plug Snatcher.
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again
by Romanian Plug Snatcher December 29, 2024
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