Rohan Kapur

A thirteen-year-old child with the biggest dick ever. Usually, a social outcast and has minimal friends. But his dick is 7 1/2 inches long and will obliterate everything around him.

Hey, you know James has a 6-inch dick?

Not a "Rohan Kapur" sized dick, but decent.

by BLT199287833 November 13, 2017

pull a rohan

Invite large numbers of people to your house and kick them out for your own selfish reasons.

He wanted to pull a rohan last night and made us leave his house to go see his girlfriend.

by straight g0000000 December 31, 2009

rohan kishibe

a hot mangaka

is that rohan kishibe the manga artist?

by kishibe rohan2 June 07, 2021

Rohan Smith

A clear and present danger to your local community. Avoid like the plague.

Don't let the Rohan Smith bit you, he has rabies.

by Rohan Smith September 04, 2022

Rohan Kochhar

the PrimeForger™️ of a Powerful Alliance™️

Person 1: Bro, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was such a Rohan Kochhar!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 3: A powerful alliance, dude!

X: Bro, did you meat Kinea the other night

RK: Haan, I Rohan Kochhar’d my way through, but the parking guy turned me down.

SP: Wanna form a Rohan Kochhar for the UP Elections?
BSP: What is that?
SP: A powerful alliance!

by An actual powerful alliance January 20, 2022

The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.

Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.

by swag be my balls January 03, 2023

Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.

Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.

by notrohan December 02, 2021