rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

Chico State Rattle Snake

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.

"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"

by Anthony1961 September 2, 2007

Po-face Rattle Nose

A Epic Swear word that can used in any form of speech. See example

I Po-Face Rattle Nose Po-Face Raddle Nosed Po-Face Raddle Nose.

by Ja-man September 7, 2009

Irish Baby Rattle

\I"rish Ba"by Rat"tle\;(proper noun): A home made child's toy, made from an empty beer bottle and a bent bottle cap that is placed inside the bottle producing the desired rattle effect.

I was baby sitting my brother's infant son, and I didn't have any toys for him to play with so I made him an Irish Baby Rattle from an empty beer bottle.

by 00Mancandy April 5, 2011

rapid rattle

Quick fuck

Fancy a fuck?
I've only got time for a rapid rattle

by Nymph2 May 27, 2016