rodeo cool

A warm or hot beer. Consumed by rednecks.

Tucker "DUDE-THIS BEER IS HOT!"
Wayne "Whudda fuck duhya thank 'rodeo cool' meens?"

by joeymitts March 28, 2007

rodeo jam

to have sex with someone in an wild fashion

im bout to rodeo jam that hoe!
lets rodeo jam!

by imsobobby July 12, 2010

toelio rodeo

Sticking your big toe up someone's ass, must last at least 8 seconds.

Dude, I only lasted 7 seconds I last nights toelio rodeo.

by huskychick125 May 19, 2013

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 25, 2013

double rodeo

A Double Rodeo is performed by a man and two women. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock, the other woman rides his face. Just before he blows his load, he bucks both women off of him and jerks his load off around their necks like a lasso.

Dude, did you hear about Jeff's Double Rodeo last night? He went the full 8 seconds with Bree and Chantal!

by Mr. Libido October 21, 2015

Hazelwell Rodeo

In the process of doggy: the male grabs the female counterpart by the hair tightly. He then proceeds by calling her by a different name and attempts to hold on for as long as possible

I gave her the HAZELWELL rodeo.

by Betwellltd May 22, 2021

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008