Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.
by X Æ A-12 August 19, 2020
by 1viener4me October 11, 2017
Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
by Anonymous folk January 08, 2024
Is a cold hearted ginger egghead who is scared of bald people at the theater when her friend is one of the main characters, she keeps avoiding people named Sigrún and eats slowly, nobody wants to be like Aníta redhead.
Aníta redhead is Kim possible
by Kalli á bakinu November 21, 2021
Guy 1: "Dude I just had the best sex of my life last night, it was a threesome with 2 ginger twins."
Guy 2: "ah, the old redhead sandwich"
Guy 2: "ah, the old redhead sandwich"
by Danksupplyco April 08, 2021