Sigrún 

SIGRÚN
Ancient Scandinavian, Norse Mythology, Icelandic
Derived from the Old Norse elements sigr "victory" and rún "secret". This was the name of a Valkyrie in Norse legend.

In Germanic religion, Valkyrie is any of a group of maidens sent by Odin to select slain warriors worthy of a place in Valhalla. They rode to the battlefield on horses or, in some accounts, flew through the air and sea. Some had the power to cause the death of warriors they disliked; others guarded the lives and ships of those they favored. According to various myths, they were either purely supernatural or human with supernatural powers; they were associated with fairness, brightness, and gold as well as with bloodshed.

Sigrún is a strong and proud woman who will fight the battles necessary and has enough stamina to finish them to the end.

If you violate Sigrún's rights or morals she will always get her vindication but always in the way you leas expect it. Such attempts will never break her, only make her stronger.
Only a king is fit to be her man and she will have no other, ruthlessly rejecting those not worthy. But once she has found her king she commits to him and him alone and will be his to death.

Helmeted valkyries came down from the sky

—the noise of spears grew loud—they protected the prince;

then said Sigrún—the wound-giving valkyries flew,

the troll-woman's mount was feasting on the fodder of ravens

Sigrún by Valkyrie Victoria February 3, 2010

sigrun 

sigrun‘s a lovely, caring and pretty woman, whose intentions are always good. You better hide your pets (especially cats) otherwise they‘ll be gone. Mostly you can identify her by her big bump. She knows excactly what she wants.

But be warned a Sigrun could also be lowkey aggressive, so don‘t push her too far or you may could receive some punches.

Sigrun is a so called kittynaper.
Yeah I made that up :(

sigrun by my name is.what? November 21, 2021

sigrun 

Sigrun loves telling stories and is always the life of the party. She sometimes thinks she is smarter than she is but she is really cool. Sigrun always has a active love life but most of her relationships don't work out even though she is really pretty. Sigrun sometimes has a hard time believing in herself but she can actually do everything she wants to.

Sigrun is the coolest kid

sigrun by cooliepoolie22 November 23, 2021

sigrun 

Sigrun is a great friend! She loves porselin angels and pikcking mushrooms. She’s also a big fan of food; mayonese, cheese, cream, butter, you name it! Unfotunrtly she is lactosintollerent. But that does not stop her from schearing an icecream with a good friend. Having a good time is allways more important then a functoning stomach.

Person 1: Wow! She’s really devouring that cheesecake.

Person 2: Yeah, she’s a real Sigrun!

sigrun by 51628-gRfk November 24, 2021

Sigrun 

A Sigrun is the type of girl that grew up in a rich household but now is batshit insane and horny AF.

She has huge badonkadongs and a phat ass and is not shy about using them to her advantage.

While she may appear rough around the edges and rude at first, she's actually a big softie deep down, but you wouldn't want her as an enemy.

Did you hear what happened to the McDoverson's kid? She's turned into a real Sigrun - half the town either slept with her or is afraid of her!

Sigrun by Cunnilinguist November 27, 2021

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Sigmund Freud 

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

Sigmund Freud by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018