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Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)
Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .
by troubledemon March 25, 2009
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Rapling

rapling: a combination of the words 'rape' and 'grappling'. Used when someone is being raped whilst wrestling.
The origin of this word comes from a misspelt 'raping'.
Often used in context of the British actor, John Simm.
Ah, is that why rapling John Simm is the preferable option?
by MelRichie July 25, 2010
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ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.
Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?
by ANDYRM June 10, 2016
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wallet raping

when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies

this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off
Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.

or

Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!
by adambalder September 30, 2007
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Love-Raping

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".
After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"
by UrbanRicki July 20, 2009
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Burmese Raping Monkey

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
by Frank Buck April 22, 2009
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ramping up the charts

When a song is excessively climbing/topping a music hype or sales chart.

Usually used when promoting your own material to a wider audience.
-Oi mate, that tunage is flying high... sick...

-Yeah homie, that track is ramping up the charts!!!
by strugglebrother July 9, 2012
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