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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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the pox

To become fed up, irritated, or completely exhausted by something or someone, especially after putting up with it for too long.

Originates from the Middle English term for syphilis.
"I'm getting the pox with this stupid fucking computer, it keeps turning itself off."

"I'm getting the pox with you, mate!"

"I tried fixing my Reliant Robin myself, but I got the pox with it and called a mechanic."

"I've got the pox with Fred today, he's being a proper arsehole."

"I'm gonna get the right pox if this carries on."
by ultimateharibo March 14, 2025
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Monkey Pox

Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age
Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic
by Dr. Applecott August 8, 2022
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Alien-Specie Pox

An invasion of European descendants with Pox diseases into America, decimating the Native Americans Indigenous groups, and taking over their land by committing genocide bringing their disease in purpose.
Karen - Ken tells you: Go back to where you came from.
Your comeback can be: You go back where YOU came from you Alien-Specie Pox.
by fckUkaren November 7, 2021
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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