Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 23, 2022
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asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
by coco lala banks December 02, 2013
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Pinche Puta

Damn did you guys see that pinche puta
by Gobbles! May 18, 2015
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penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
by tox0tes July 11, 2008
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pinche joto

Pinche: fuck in Spanish (not sex, see: Coger, Chingar)

Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot
Mark, you toss so much salad at work, you MUST be a pinche joto.
by Mark Shawley June 24, 2005
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Pinched Up

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.
Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.
by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009
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Pinch Sniffer

One who Smells another peoples shit.
That Sativa is a huge Pinch Sniffer!
by Injurious June 04, 2007
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