Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing

"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

by poopypants993 December 11, 2010

trailer parkian water canal

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008

Parking Lot

A traffic jam where not a single car is moving.

The 101-405 interchange was a parking lot at rush hour.

by ncode April 12, 2006

hard parking

Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.

Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"

by mr_ben April 10, 2007