puerto rican men

A word that is in Urban Dictionary's top 30 list yet has no definition. Most likely a male or somebody who identifies as male from the island of Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican heritage.
Puerto Rican men love pasteles and chuletas especially when washed down with a malta.
by Red Amanita Muscaria September 04, 2019
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Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead
The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism
by Greig812 February 06, 2011
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Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!
1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
by A true lover :) July 26, 2011
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Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005
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Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.
Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?
by Corey Boisvert April 25, 2006
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puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 20, 2005
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Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball
by Clark408 September 29, 2020
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