Pornhub Community Intro

The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.

You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*

by fatcowhoe October 23, 2020

Pornhub Kids

Why would you need to search this up? Anyways, Pornhub Kids is like YouTube Kids, but with Porn in it. Get it correct. Anyways, why would you need to search this up? What brought you here? Are you a Pedophile? What's wrong with you? Pornhub Kids doesn't exist. Now get your lazy ass up out of your mother's basement and get a life. You sick fuck.

Tom: You bro I found a Pornhub Kids video, want to watch it. Oh wait, I have no friends.

by TheNiggaInTheCloset April 25, 2022

Pornhub comment section

A surprisingly respectful comment section full of people who will help u with homework and even invite u to Xbox games

*Pornhub comment section*
Me: Do u know the answer to 3x+2=14
MikeHunt69: Oh yeah the answer is just x=4
Me: Thanks!

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

pornhub premium

The membership in which young children and horny teenagers spend hours upon hours trying to get for free

Wow dude, I so want pornhub premium, but don't want to ask my mom

by Rango August 22, 2017

Pornhub Mode

The act of wearing headphones with only one ear-cup on the ears instead of two for the sake of extra awareness. Pornhub mode is usually used when you are doing something sketchy (e.g porn) on your PC/phone and don't want anyone like your parents to come in and see what you're up to.

" mans watchin some hentai on pornhub mode innit, makin sure I can hear no one commin up the stairs whilst i'm trying to have a wank"

by Swiftzz April 20, 2017

Pornhub and Cry

When you break up with your significant other, and you take out your laptop, watch Pornhub, and cry while jacking it; outside her window.

Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*

by johnnyappleweed420 November 13, 2019

pornhub.com Vs xvideos

The ultimate battle , only chads use porn hub but neo Nazis use xvideos.

Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me

Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit

Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.

Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.

Pornhub.com Vs xvideos

by Suckmy69eryouslut July 25, 2022