Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Wuhanic Plague

The preferred name of COVID-19.

Everyone is freaking out over the Wuhanic Plague

by Christopher Ray July 19, 2021

The white plague

The white plague refers to the group at your school that are primarily white trash. Usually the white plague skip school to consume illegal substances so that they can come back to school and tell everyone how high they are. A common activity for the white plague is to skate and buy normie clothing at stores that sell expensive clothing

Taikesha: aw shit iz the white plague.
Malcom: aye that wigga nick stole my weed

by Fortnite836473 June 1, 2018

The Hague Plague

A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.

Kristin got the Hague Plague.

Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.

Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.

by Soccergy February 10, 2020

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

by CC-8826 August 19, 2022

PlagueBearer

1)That which bears the plague.

2)He who Bears the Plague.

1)In the case of the black death, fleas were the plaguebearers.

2)PlagueBearer was talking about Orc Encampments the other day.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009