Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.

... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010

swedish pipeline

the act of two lesbians using a frozen shit as a dildo.

"lets get that shit out the freezer im in the mood for a swedish pipeline."

by humptydumpty2008 June 14, 2008

texas pipeline

Inserting barbed wire into the vagina, pulling it out, and eating the meat off.

Last night I gave Lisa a nice Texas pipeline

by daniellove September 10, 2013

Indiana Pipeline

An alaska pipeline where the shit contains corn.

When someone has a corny shit on plastic wrap or cardboard, freezes it and uses it as a dildo.

She likes when I fuck her with an indiana pipeline because it feels ribbed.

by 976words December 19, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

by 9191 July 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007