Optimus Prime

Face taker.

He is an Optimus Prime

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Optimus Prime

THE HOTTEST ROBOT IN EXISTENCE

call me William Afton because I'm going to put a child in Optimus Prime

by XDDC January 1, 2025

optimus prime

the one who slaugters megatron.

"my name is optimus prime. we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron."

by starscream123 January 4, 2025

Optimus Prime

Robo Jesus

Optimus Prime, just can’t stay dead

by Destroyer_of_€0€k February 5, 2025

Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood

Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."

by TheGideonLion March 17, 2026

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.

By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.

by Victor Akhmetzyanov October 1, 2024