one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
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One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.
If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!
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A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
by LenSeaside January 25, 2025
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 11, 2012
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One Man Squid Game

My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME
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one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.
a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny
by Sexydimma February 07, 2017
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one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.
a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny
by Sexydimma July 28, 2014
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