Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud
Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match
by Detroit Vee March 14, 2017
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Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 23, 2022
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A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.
My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.
by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023
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the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 7, 2021
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The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers January 6, 2018
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A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
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Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."
Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!
by uhh94 November 14, 2019
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