Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.
I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight
by Zynxos March 13, 2024
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Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 18, 2023
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Astro-Ninny!

An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
by Sleap Reeder June 10, 2022
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Astro-Bate

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 06, 2019
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Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 28, 2022
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Astro Girl

Lucas: she’s always smoking
Gus: yeah she’s an astro girl
by AstroBoe September 26, 2021
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Astro flyer

Astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during anal loving.
I was butt fuckin' this girl last night and I got stuck! So she pulled an Astro flyer and I was home free.
by Hfdyhhibcdse February 26, 2011
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