The annoying hi-fivin D-bag who sits in the back of the rowing boat yelling, "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" at the other dudes in the boat who really don't care that much about winning but only care about having the resume designation of "rowed crew at Cornell" in order to up the odds of getting the coveted junior analyst at Goldman Sachs and thereby finally making their parents proud and colleagues suitably impressed only to find that when they finally arrive at GS on their first day, the ombudsman in their college crew boat is now their work ombudsman, and all that pointless striving they did from pre-school thru college marked the high point of their lives because now instead of the hamster wheel slowing down, its kicking into overdrive with 80+ hour work weeks with a new breed of super-ombudsman resistant to anti-jerk training, and frequently subject to inexplicable, random, unsolicited ejaculations of pointless and tedious anecdotes of life at Cornell.
When proud Cornell grad Bartholomew Windsor Winthrop-Winchester realized that his crew ombudsman at Cornell was now his work ombudsman, he immediately threw himself out the 93rd floor window, lest he have to relive another years-long period of ombudsman abuse.
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The ombud department at my college took care of my room after my roommate crapped her brains out on the rug and I complained.
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Get the ombud mug.I seen Ras Babbo on the street corner, and I asked him what he does, and he answered Ombudsman, nickel or dime?
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Get the Ombudsman mug.Verb. A function that selected Montgomery County Public Schools staff "do". Sometimes confused with the noun "Ombudsman", but MCPS no longer has an Ombudsman because the Board of Education eliminated that position in November 2008 to reduce accountability.
"Please ombudsman that issue."
"I can't take that phone call right now become I am in the middle of
ombudsmaning this letter."
"Let me ombudsman that for you."
"I can't take that phone call right now become I am in the middle of
ombudsmaning this letter."
"Let me ombudsman that for you."
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