by RootX September 6, 2017

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills
by sweettitty June 8, 2018

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 5, 2021

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024
