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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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North Carolina Deca

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
by Baller oh March 19, 2019
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idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one
Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.
by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021
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When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.
by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021
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North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey
Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.
by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022
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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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