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Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.
by Stink Engine March 1, 2016
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Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.
tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”
by CAREEB November 25, 2019
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Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone better known as iron man got in a fight with the fresh prince. The fresh prince said that iron mans arms were as fragile as glass. Iron man responded by telling prince he had the iron hairline
by Mr noone May 3, 2019
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A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.
Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up
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It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!
Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!
by Niiko August 9, 2019
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Noone

You idiot, you spelled no one wrong
Texter 1: hey, my mom died...
Texter 2: noone asked bruh lol XD haha stupid noob
Texter 1:that’s mean
Texter 3: bruh that’s not how you spell no one it’s not noone
by Kai The Raptor March 20, 2020
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Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic
by Remy Michael May 15, 2020
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