Sympathy Spewer

Someone who will puke if they see someone else throwing up.

"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"

by flexybob May 15, 2009

faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021

Sympathy Mining

Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.

She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”

by LAS9 December 14, 2021

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.

Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"

by J . D . R . March 4, 2018

Sympathy Hunger

When someone around you is hungry and thus you get hungry as well.

I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!

by BenBennnnn November 24, 2009

sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is used to apologize to someone. This rub is soft gentle but not sexual. It is a way to apologize to someone.

Sally! I'm so sorry let me give you a sympathy rub.

by Nexus546 July 24, 2017