golden fuzz

The arm and leg hair on some blonde people. May also be located above the knuckles on the back of the neck and in ... other locations.

Dude, I am going to go over there and rip out Cameron's golden fuzz if he doesn't answer me.

by An2 November 9, 2008

eatin fuzz

The act of consuming large quantities of pubic hair.

Josh: Let's try eatin fuzz!
Brittany: No that's fucking nasty!

by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017

fuzz beastie

Endearment for a cat.

Jasper is such a fuzz beastie. And doesn't he have a great purr?

by rhondas56 February 4, 2009

Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 18, 2013

Fuzz Cunt

An uncut cunt that looks like a hibernating squirrel. It’s so hairy even Scizzors can’t cut the Fuzz cunt

I walked in on my Grandma taking a show and she had the biggest Fuzz Cunt I’ve ever seen!

by Pussyfooting69427 February 17, 2022

Fuzz Fiesta

2 or more police cars harassing 1 pulled over car. Usually when ONLY 1 cop is needed and backup is TOTALLY unnecessary. Also happens when a black or brown guy is pulled over.

Guy 1: Last night, four cop cars had me pulled over for forgetting to turn on my blinker.

Guy 2: Those pigs were just having a fuzz fiesta.

by trunchmuncher18 July 25, 2010

sticky fuzz

The fuzz after a series of bumping fuzz becomes sticky due to the abundance of jizz on the fuzz. Most normally seen on a pull out where cum is directed towards the fuzz.

Grant: Wow that was amazing!
Kelli: I know, I already have sticky fuzz!

by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017