Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 11, 2022
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
by Yamx March 27, 2021
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 26, 2023
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
by Nationaldays13 August 29, 2023
October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
by cronk64 April 11, 2024
At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021