Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik November 19, 2007

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 09, 2013

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003