I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!
by BenBennnnn November 25, 2009
I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!
by g13radley December 07, 2015
She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.
by g13radley November 20, 2015
A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.
Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."
Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."
Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
by J . D . R . March 05, 2018
Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.
She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”
by LAS9 December 14, 2021
"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"
by flexybob May 15, 2009
The sympathy rub is a rub that is used to apologize to someone. This rub is soft gentle but not sexual. It is a way to apologize to someone.
by Nexus546 July 24, 2017