No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“
by Dadique November 29, 2020
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Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp
by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020
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Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.
“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December
by braceface69 November 18, 2022
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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020
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Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.
Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December
by Austriaball November 13, 2017
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No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.
Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord
by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019
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