Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes
“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020
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Get the Niamh Foxmug. by hamsterrocket43 December 3, 2018
Get the stanley and niamhmug. Very tiny child with a very short temper. Will aim for shins when kicking. Extremely sexually active, she gets all the women ;)
Disowned by her parents from birth, now moves around frequently because of her abandonment issues
Disowned by her parents from birth, now moves around frequently because of her abandonment issues
Is that a dwarf?
No its niamh
No its niamh
by coochieman69696969 October 20, 2020
Get the Niamhmug. Stanley an niamh is a couple that is unbreakable and has the best love sex and just relationship ship there is
by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018
Get the stanley and niamhmug. Niamh is a compassionate, self-less and caring individual. They will never act without considering the feelings and effects it has on those they love. A true empath, who will do their utmost to bring fulfilment and joy to their person’s daily life however they can. Niamh would give you their last chicken nugget, their last sip of ice cold Fanta, their last iota of love. Niamh deserves a lifetime of appreciation and love. If you can’t deliver this, don’t waste her time. If you have a Niamh in your life, treat her right. They are delicate, loyal, and honest. Their creativity and passion knows no bounds. Niamh can only live you unconditionally or not at all. She will always give you every inkling of herself. The truest beauty to grace the world, her presence in your life is a blessing alone. She will bring out the best in you, and you would be a fool to ever invalidate her feelings or recognise her hurt. Niamh is attentive, and you should always reciprocate and go above and beyond for her. Niamh’s green eyes can see through empty words, and decode any expression for what it truly is. She deserves the world, a life of reassurance and care. A true girl boss in every essence of the expression. If your life lacks Niamh, or you fumbled the bag with Niamh, you deserve eternal misery.
by twinflame2021 November 27, 2021
Get the Niamhmug.