Morrison

That Nigga

Morrison Is a Nigga That Don't Go Tor shit

by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023

morrison cabonilas

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.

Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Morrison Move

An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.

1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face

3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence

5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door

7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency

She was feral and pulled a total Morrison Move on the agency.

by Damaged Marketing Execuitve December 7, 2018

Bella Morrison

THOT
&
A
GAYBOI

Aye you see that girl Bella Morrison? She always puts her back to me cuz she hates me:(

by SherideonmydicklikeaHANDLE February 20, 2019

Morrison

Morrison

He is morrison

by ...m September 4, 2018

Kara Morrison-Symons

WHORE!

“Omg dude did you hear about the whore”
“Who, Kara Morrison-Symons?”

by StrNger June 2, 2018

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3

Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison

by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022