Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

by Jen Bird October 3, 2023

Seonaidh Morrison

Seonaidh is a lovely bloke (with autism), hard-working and a sub 2-inch weiner. Seonaidh is coming into adulthood late to life and is thoroughly enjoy the fruits of the newly found Asian women.

Hi, I'm Seonaidh Morrison

hi u suck, LOSER

by laughingsexlord101 November 22, 2021

Frances Morrison

Best weed smoker

Frances Morrison is the best weed smoker you will ever meet.

by Jsjzhfy Zhzhs November 21, 2021

Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world

“I Stan Jen Morrison”
Oh, so you have good taste in idols

by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021

Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.

Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.

by Grindrboi August 28, 2021