by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023
Get the Morrison mug.A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
Get the morrison cabonilas mug.A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.
Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.
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Get the Bella Morrison mug.Faggot that brags about his snap score and thinks he is cool because he hangs out with Colin Babcock. He loves 8th grade girls and he thinks he’s going to get laid whenever he hangs out with a girl. Has a stash of unopened condoms from all the times he hasn’t gotten laid
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